Live with Regis
Live with Regis and…NSYNC?! Holy moly! No way!
Let me just say that I was very eager to watch this show. Unlike many people out there, I actually like Regis (he makes me laugh) and I could just picture all the possibilities for fun and laughter. Soooo….I watched the show and taped it but guess what happened? My mother called me during the show and I couldn’t get her off the phone which caused me to miss a portion of it. Needless to say I was not pleased with dear old mom. Then the darn Presidential election coverage interrupted the Adam Sandler interview so I saw none of that. Grrr! Can you imagine the nerve of those news people? THEN, I accidentally taped Buffy the Vampire Slayer over the show so now I have to review it from memory. Can you believe this? I can’t even remember what happened five minutes and now I’m going to write a review about something that I saw a week ago!
So, what it all comes down to is that this will be an incredibly short, dull review but I’m going to do it anyway.
The show – First there was pointless banter. I hate pointless banter. My mind wandered. Then everyone teased Lance about his Millionaire performance. C’mon guys, he wasn’t THAT bad and he walked out with more money than that self-absorbed humorless SOB David Duchovny. Believe it or not I used to like David until this show. But I digress… Then Regis talked about how the Golden Child was seen at Tiffany’s buying stuff for his girl. Whatever. Then they talked about their tattoos (JC you wuss, they’re not that bad) and we got to see Regis try to undress Chris on national tv. The perv. We also learned that two of Lance’s tattoos are Japanese kanji. What an amazing coincidence!!! One of MY tattoos just happens to be a kanji! Just one of the many reasons why I love me some Lance.
Now comes the painful part. They pulled this girl named Marie Lombardi out of the line outside the studio. Poor thing looked like a drowned rat that was about to have a heart attack. If anyone doesn’t know who Marie is, she is the girl that waited like 13 hours (or some other ungodly number) in the rain so that she could maybe see NSYNC. Of course she had no chance because there were no more studio seats available, so Regis took pity on her and brought her (just about had her carried) into the studio. I don’t know about you guys but I thought that was just a very painful moment. Poor Marie looked stunned (she couldn’t even talk) and the guys looked uncomfortable. Oh well, at least she got to hug two NSYNCER’s and shake hands with three of them before Regis just about shoved her off the stage. That’s more than I’ve ever gotten the chance to do. But I do still have my dignity, which is more than Marie can say.
Then my mom called, then the news ruined everything and then cooking with Fatones came on. I had no interest to see the Fatones make chicken marsala so I ignored this portion.
Then came the fashion show. Now THIS was entertainment! Too bad I don’t remember any of it. Lol. Well, I remember some. I remember that the boys modeled coats and that they each walked with a "lucky" member of the studio audience. I remember that they all managed to look somewhat cute and mostly goofy at the same time and that Lance, shy quiet Lance, had his booty all up on the girl he was walking with. I, of course was laughing my ass off and loving every minute of it. Man, it’s always the quiet ones, isn’t it? Lance, my freak-nasty little albino, all I have to say is…"Go Lance, go Lance, it’s your birthday, get busy…!"
And then it was all over, as is my review. Sorry it’s so short and sucky (is that a word?)
Rating – Overall I give this a 6. The fashion show on it’s own gets a 10.