But hey, you're gonna find some nice stuff in here too. I swear - every once in a while, I can get downright fluffy.

Before you start browsing around however, please take a minute to read the following boring but essential quasi-legal statements.

1. All of my stories are rated. Please be aware that the ones rated R and NC-17 will contain some heavy shit and should be read only by those 17 and older.

2. I do not own any of the members of Nsync - they belong to themselves. Nor do I own Harry Potter or anyone within that world - they belong to J.K.Rowling. Nor do I own anyone in the Lord of the Rings trilogy - they belong to J.R.R. Tolkien. Nor do I own the Without a Trace, Firefly or Supernatural characters. So what the hell do I own? Well, I DO own my ideas and any and all original characters. And that's good enough for me.

3. I am not making any money off of this. Hell, I'm paying money to do this. I do this solely for the pleasure of writing. And because it's fun to torture cute boys. Yes, I'm a sick puppy, we've been over that already. Therefore, don't even talk to me about suing me. because you won't get anything out of me except for two grouchy cats and a Hyundai that's not even paid for.

And now that we've dispensed with the formalities...

Welcome to the stories.

And remember...here there be monsters.